Who is Aladeen ?

Admiral Aladeen

His Highness, His Excellency, The Supreme Leader of all Wadiyans, Admiral General Haffaz bin Omar Al Aladeen, By the Grace of Allah and Unanimous Acclamation of the People, Beloved Oppressor, President and Prime Minister Haffaz Aladeen is the de facto head of state of the Socialist Republic of Wadiya. . Assuming leadership after the death of his father, Omar Aladeen, Haffaz Aladeen has ruled the country under a Socialistic Nationalist political ideology, aligning himself both economically and militarily with states such as North Korea, Ba'athist Syria, and China.

Aladeen first assumed the post of vice leadership after declaring his father President-for-life of the Socialist Republic of Wadiya. Aladeen and his Chief Advisor called for a free election, in which 99.9% of the population voted for Aladeen. The only vote against was by Aladeen himself, who purposely misspelled his own name in an attempt to test the legitimacy of the system.

General Aladeen : "You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes and bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests."

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Admiral General Aladeen